Unbelievable Tuscany Escape: Belvilla by OYO Fienile Montaione Awaits!
Unbelievable Tuscany Escape: Belvilla by OYO Fienile Montaione Awaits! - A Rambling Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, 'cause this review isn't your textbook, sanitized travel guide. We're diving HEADFIRST into the rolling hills of Tuscany and the Belvilla by OYO Fienile Montaione. Consider this less a review, more a slightly chaotic, brutally honest, and hopefully hilarious account of my own personal Tuscan adventure.
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First things first: the VIEW. Oh. My. Goodness. The photos honestly don’t do it justice. Imagine sprawling vineyards, cypress trees stabbing at the perfect blue sky, and the kind of light that makes you question if you’ve somehow teleported to a Renaissance painting. Literally, my first reaction was to stumble around like a lost puppy, muttering "Wow…wow…wow." I actually forgot my bags for a solid half-hour, just being utterly mesmerized.
Accessibility: Look, I'm not personally in a wheelchair, but I am really impressed with the effort they've put into Wheelchair Accessibility. There's access… everywhere. The website mentions, "Facilities for disabled guests," but this felt like more than a token gesture. Ramps, elevators, the works. Super kudos to them for making it genuinely inclusive. This is something I'm incredibly happy to see.
Getting Settled In - First Impressions & Imperfections
Alright, so the initial chaos (and let's be honest, there was chaos) had to start somewhere. Checking in went smoothly, but the sheer vastness of the resort initially overwhelmed me. The signage could have been clearer – I spent a concerning amount of time wandering around, convinced I'd somehow stumbled into a secret Tuscan maze. (Turns out, I was just turned around).
The Rooms (Available in All rooms!)
My room was… well, it was a room. With a view (Window that opens, mind you, which is a small but often overlooked joy). The Air conditioning was blessed on those Tuscan sun-baked afternoons. The Bed was comfy, but the Extra long bed was a nice touch for my extra long legs! And the Bathroom was functional, complete with Bathtub and the coveted Hair dryer (important for my unruly mop). Plus, there was free Wi-Fi [free], which is a must. There were Slippers (a nice touch), Bathrobes and a Seating area, basically everything you need. Though, I did have a minor panic attack when I couldn’t find the light switch for the Reading light for like, five minutes. Turns out, it wasn't on the normal wall and in a slightly eccentric place. Minor imperfections, right? (I'm getting used to it)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Foodie's Confession
Okay, let's be real. I'm a glutton for good food. And Tuscany… well, let’s just say my waistline didn’t thank me.
- Restaurants: There's a lovely a la carte restaurant, a Buffet in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant. (Yes, even a Soup in restaurant)
- The a la carte was delicious, even if the menu gave me some decision paralysis. I mean, Italian food, you know? So many options! The International cuisine in restaurant was impressive, but their take on the gnocchi was something else.
- The Poolside bar was a lifesaver! Sipping a spritz while watching the sunset over the vineyards? Come on!
- There was a Desserts in restaurant which was a highlight. Their tiramisu alone could convert a non-believer.
- A massive Breakfast [buffet] with so much to choose from, I had to pace myself.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: The coffee was strong (thankfully) and the tea selection was good.
- Snack bar: Perfect for a quick bite.
- Room service [24-hour]: I confess, I may have ordered pizza at 3 AM one night. Don't judge me!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax…My Personal Paradise
This is where I truly lost myself. I'm not kidding.
- Swimming Pool: You have a Swimming pool and a Swimming pool [outdoor]! The Pool with view was simply unreal. Like, movie unreal. Hours spent just floating, staring at the sky. Pure bliss.
- Spa/sauna: The Spa, the Sauna, and the Steamroom. So I had a Body scrub and a Massage, which I almost fell asleep during. The feeling of utter relaxation was insane.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I honestly used the Fitness center precisely once. Okay, maybe twice. But I spent far more time eating gelato. Let's be honest.
- The View: Remember that view? Yeah, I spent a lot of time just… staring at it.
Cleanliness and Safety – The COVID-19 Reality
Look, safety first, right? The Hand sanitizer was everywhere, and the staff seemed to be taking things seriously. I saw the cleaners doing their rounds, following the Daily disinfection in common areas, and I felt comfortable moving around. There was a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit as well. They were running a Cashless payment service. There's a strong commitment to Hygiene certification. I appreciated the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Services and Conveniences – The Practical Stuff
- Daily housekeeping – Crucial. My mess factor is… significant.
- Concierge – Super helpful with recommendations and bookings. Worth their weight in gold.
- Laundry service – Needed it. Badly.
- Car park [free of charge] – A lifesaver for exploring the region.
For the Kids (Assuming You Have Them)
Family/child friendly is an understatement. There were plenty of Kids facilities, a Babysitting service, and the grounds are perfect for running around. I saw a Kids meal option on the menu, which is a nice touch. This is a place where families truly thrive.
Getting Around
If you're planning on exploring, a car is essential. It makes it incredibly easy to hit up local towns and wineries. There's Car park [free of charge], and it couldn’t be easier. There’s Taxi service as well, and Airport transfer.
Quirks and Ramblings
- One minor (but crucial) detail: the air conditioning in my room sounded like a small jet engine at times. Earplugs are your friend.
- My Italian is terrible. The staff were incredibly patient with my butchered attempts at ordering food. Bless them. They understood what I meant and that’s a win.
- I kept finding myself wandering around, completely lost in the beauty of it all. I mean, in the best possible way.
- I'd also like to reiterate how good the tiramisu was. Just saying.
Final Verdict: Unbelievable Tuscany Escape
This place is genuinely special. Flaws aside, the views, the food, the relaxation opportunities – it's an experience I won't soon forget. Belvilla by OYO Fienile Montaione is more than just a hotel; it's a portal to the soul of Tuscany. If you need a break, book it. You won't regret it. Just bring some earplugs…and maybe a spare pair of stretchy pants. And most importantly, get ready to lose yourself a little.
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Belvilla Awaits in Gallura, Sardinia!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary! We're heading to Fienile Montaione, Italy, via Belvilla by OYO. Expect glorious Tuscan landscapes, questionable decisions fuelled by too much Chianti, and a healthy dose of near-disasters. Come along for the ride, it's gonna be a bumpy one.
The "Before We Even Leave the House, I'm Already Stressed" Phase (aka Pre-Trip Disaster Zone):
- Weeks Before: I'm convinced my passport is possessed. I check it a million times. Panic spirals. Pack way too many "just in case" outfits. This time, I'm totally going to wear that sequined jumpsuit. (Spoiler alert: I won't.) Booking the accommodation on Belvilla was surprisingly smooth. Thank goodness, one less headache. But finding flights? Ugh. More headaches. Endless scrolling. Expedia, Skyscanner, the whole shebang. Finally, booked! (Hopefully.)
- Days Before: Packing. The sheer artistry of fitting everything into a carry-on. I'm a pro. (Lies.) Realized I forgot to buy travel adapters. Amazon Prime to the rescue! Also, I'm suddenly convinced I'm susceptible to every single Italian disease imaginable. Feverishly Googling "Italian food poisoning" and "how to escape a swarm of angry mosquitoes."
- The Day Before: Last-minute grocery run. I'm convinced I need enough snacks to survive a zombie apocalypse. Chips, biscotti, enough water to cross the Sahara. Tried on the sequined jumpsuit. Nope. Still a no-go.
- Departure Day: Wake up in a cold sweat, convinced I've forgotten something crucial. Did I pack my passport? Yes. Did I feed the cat? Yes. Did I turn off the oven? Maybe. Panic ensues. Thankfully, the cat is still alive. The oven is probably fine. Taxi ride to the airport - traffic. I'm late. Breathless. The trip is already off to a flustered start.
Arrival in Tuscany - "Oh My God, That's Even Prettier Than the Pictures" (and the "Where's the Damn Car?" Phase):
- Day 1: Arrival and Initial Wonder: Landed in Florence! The airport's chaos is…well, comforting in its own way. Renting the car was a battle of wills with a rental agent who clearly hadn't had his morning espresso. Finally, we have a tiny, slightly dented Fiat. "She's got character," I tell myself. The drive to Fienile Montaione is pure, unfiltered beauty. Rolling hills, cypress trees, vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see. The air smells like…well, heaven. I'm practically drooling at the sight of it. The Belvilla property, Fienile Montaione, is even more charming in person. The farmhouse is incredible, its stone walls and terracotta tiles were stunning. We explored the surrounding countryside, stopping for snacks.
- Day 2: Wine, Wine, and More Wine (and a Near-Disaster with a Corkscrew): Today, we're embracing the Tuscan lifestyle: wine tasting! Found a tiny, family-run vineyard. The owner, a man named Giovanni, was practically vibrating with Italian charm. He poured us glasses of Chianti Classico, and my eyes did a happy dance. Giovanni kept refilling our glasses. The afternoon? A blur of laughter, questionable Italian phrases ("Grazie mille" became "Grazie millione"), and buying way too much wine. Back at the farmhouse, we attempted to open a bottle. Or rather, I attempted. The corkscrew won. Finally managed to get the bottle open.
- Day 3: The Great Pasta Disaster (and a Brilliant Recovery): We decided we were going to make pasta. Fresh pasta! I felt like I was on a cooking show. The kitchen at Fienile Montaione was beautiful, but I was slightly overwhelmed. The pasta machine, looked ancient at first glance., and then the pasta dough. It stuck to everything: my hands, the counter, even the ceiling (okay, maybe not the ceiling). It ended up looking more like something you found under the car than edible pasta. But! I'm nothing if not persistent. We had to improvise. Rummaged around the place, found store-bought pasta. Disaster averted! We made an absolutely delicious, if slightly imperfect, tomato sauce, and devoured it with gusto. Lesson learned: leave the pasta-making to the professionals. But the laughter. The mess. The experience. That's what it's all about.
Deeper Into the Tuscan Dream (and More Rambles):
- Day 4: The Medieval Town Adventure (and the Wandering Donkey): Drove to San Gimignano, a town known for its medieval towers. It was stunning, like stepping back in time. Crowded, yes, but worth it. We ate gelato (a must!), climbed a tower (a bit scary), and got wonderfully lost in the narrow streets. On our way back to the car, we encountered a donkey. A real, live donkey, just grazing in the field. I almost died from cuteness overload. I had always wanted to see a donkey.
- Day 5: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (and the Blissful Silence): Today, we designated as "do absolutely nothing" day. We lounged by the pool at the farmhouse (Fienile Montaione had the best pool!). Read books. Napped. We drank wine. Lots of wine. Realized how loud the world is and how much I needed the peace. The silence of the Tuscan countryside is something else entirely. It was perfect. We were finally relaxed. Total bliss.
- Day 6: The "I Think I'm Italian Now" Phase (and the Terrible Karaoke): We went to a local trattoria for dinner. The food? Divine. Simple, fresh, perfectly seasoned. The atmosphere? Even better. The owner, a woman with a laugh like a bell, welcomed us like family. We ate, we drank, and then… the karaoke machine was brought out. Oh, dear god. My attempt at a rendition of "Volare" was truly awful. But everyone clapped and encouraged me. It was one of the best nights ever. Did I embarrass us? Yes. Did I care? Absolutely not.
The Winding Down (and the "Don't Want to Leave" Blues):
- Day 7: The Final Sunset and The Longing to Stay: The last day. We watched the sunset from the farmhouse, the sky ablaze with colors. It was breathtaking. The best kind of beautiful. I sat there, a glass of wine in my hand, thinking about the faces, the food, the laughter, the memories. I didn't want to leave. It was a perfect trip, in its own wonderfully messy, imperfect way.
- Day 8: The Departure and the Already Planning Returns: Goodbye, Fienile Montaione. Goodbye, Tuscany. Said our goodbyes to the farmhouse, and left. The drive to the airport was quiet, filled with a melancholy happiness. The flight home was long; filled with memories of donkey encounters and questionable karaoke skills. I'm already planning my return.
Post-Trip Thoughts (AKA the Aftermath):
- My suitcase is slightly heavier, filled with wine, souvenirs, and the lingering scent of pasta.
- I'm slightly sunburnt and slightly tipsy.
- I've embraced the Italian habit of "siesta" (nap) and now I always crave pasta.
- I'm already dreaming about my next trip. Back to Italy, of course. Because even with the near-disasters, the questionable decisions, and the karaoke debacles, it was the best trip.
The End (Maybe… until next time!)
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Unbelievable Tuscany Escape: Belvilla by OYO Fienile Montaione Awaits! FAQ – The *Real* Deal
So, Fienile Montaione... Is it *really* unbelievable? Because, you know, marketing is a liar.
Okay, deep breath. "Unbelievable" is a big word. Let's say it's… *mostly* believable. Look, I’m a cynical travel writer, I’ve seen it all. I'm expecting Instagram perfection and reality being a slightly less glamorous, and often chaotic, adventure. And sometimes, that's EXACTLY what you want. Fienile Montaione? Yeah, it delivers on a *lot* of the promise. Think rolling hills, vineyards stretching to infinity, and that classic Tuscan light that makes everything look like a Renaissance painting. Seriously, the sunsets alone... chef's kiss. But as it turns out, the chef is a little absentminded in the kitchen – more on that later.
The pool. I NEED to know about the pool. Is it crowded with screaming kids or a tranquil oasis? Crucially – is it deep enough to *actually* swim?
Alright, the pool situation. This is where things get a little... nuanced. In this case, the pool is not one that I would consider a tranquil oasis. It’s usually pretty active! There are kids – yes, screaming kids, and the occasional inflatable unicorn. But here's the thing: the noise is manageable, and the kids are (mostly) delightful. It's a *family* place. Don't expect Zen meditation by the water. And to answer your (super important) question: yes, it's deep enough to swim. I did laps! Well, sort of. My friend actually *swam* laps. I mostly splashed and tried not to swallow too much chlorine. So, you *can* swim, but brace yourself for a holiday with a lot of the little dudes frolicking around. I would give the pool a 7/10. It's good. Not perfect, but good.
The apartment – what's it *really* like? The photos always lie, don't they?
Okay, the apartments. Let's talk reality. Yes, the photos are probably a *teensy* bit airbrushed. But don't get too discouraged. Expect something rustic-chic, with exposed beams, terracotta floors, and kitchens that are... functional. Mine had a slightly wonky oven door that I became intimately acquainted with (it required some forceful persuasion). The bed? Comfortable enough, but maybe not the "cloud-like" experience they promised. The bathroom was decent. My advice is to bring your own shower gel, because the stuff provided smells strongly of Grandma's perfume (no judgement!). And just a heads up: the Wi-Fi, while present, occasionally has a personality of its own - expect to be disconnected, at least for a few minutes a day.
Okay, location. Is it remote and a pain in the butt, or a perfect base for exploring Tuscany? How long is the drive to the shops?
Location, location, location! This is where Fienile Montaione *really* shines. It's wonderfully remote – you feel like you're miles from anywhere, surrounded by fields of sunflowers and olive groves. It’s the perfect place if you want to avoid the crowds. But it is also remarkably well-positioned for exploring! Montaione itself is a cute little town, with a good few restaurants and a couple of shops (about a 10-15 minute drive). Siena? An hour and a half. Florence? An hour. San Gimignano? Yep. You are in easy striking distance of all the Tuscan glory. I would highly recommend renting a car, though. The views from the drive are incredible.
What's the overall vibe? Is it a place for couples, families, or solo travelers? Or is it a bit… chaotic?
The vibe? It's definitely family-friendly. You'll see families, couples, and maybe a lone wolf or two like me. There's a sense of community, chatting by the pool, sharing a bottle of wine (or seven) on the terrace. It's relaxed, unpretentious, and… yes, sometimes a little chaotic. One morning, I was trying to enjoy some coffee by the pool when a gaggle of kids decided to host a spontaneous synchronized swimming performance. I found it hilarious. Overall, it makes you feel like you are truly in Tuscany. It's real life, people. Expect the unexpected.
The only real chaos you’ll probably face is when trying to order a pizza. I'm not kidding, I spent a solid hour staring at a complicated Italian menu, before giving up in defeat, and choosing a pizza with everything on it. It was delicious.
Food! Tell me about the food! Is there a restaurant on site? Where should I eat?
Yes, yes, yes, the food! The most important question of all! There isn't actually a restaurant *on site*, per se, but there’s usually a fantastic pizza night one evening a week. Expect to be fully booked. Check. There’s also a little shop, perfect for picking up essentials (and local wine, obviously). Honestly, the food is so good everywhere in Tuscany that you will never struggle. The local restaurants are where it is at! Get out and explore! I had the best pasta of my life at a Trattoria nearby, and the fresh produce at the local markets is incredible. I highly recommend a cooking class too. Seriously though the pizza is good. REALLY good.
Anything I should pack that I wouldn't think of? Hidden gems?
Pack: Bug spray. Trust me. Mosquitoes are a fact of Tuscan life. A good quality travel adapter. Comfortable walking shoes. Sunglasses. A camera (or, you know, your phone). A phrasebook! Oh, and maybe a sense of humor. The hidden gems? The little villages you stumble upon while getting lost on the backroads. The local wine shops, where the owners pour you generous samples and chat about their favorite grapes. The quiet moments on your balcony, watching the sunset. Those are the things you'll remember, not the perfectly polished Instagram photos. And definitely pack a book. You'll have time to read. Loads and loads of it. Especially if there's no Wi-Fi!
