Lanzarote Luxury: Unbelievable Belvilla Mango II Getaway (6 Pax!)
Okay, Let's Get Real About Lanzarote Luxury: Mango II… Whew, Where Do I Begin?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the sangria on this "Unbelievable Belvilla Mango II Getaway" in Lanzarote. Six people, luxury…sounds dreamy, right? Well…it was…mostly. Let’s dive into this chaotic, beautiful, sometimes frustrating, and utterly memorable experience. Prepare for some raw honesty. I’m not sugarcoating anything. This is Lanzarote Luxury – Mango II: The Good, The Bad, and the Honestly Hilarious.
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The Arrival - A Whirlwind of Sun and Slightly Confused Luggage Wrangling
First impressions, as they say, are kinda important. The drive from the airport (thank god for the Airport Transfer – totally worth it, especially after that flight) was gorgeous. Volcanic landscapes, that turquoise sea… breathtaking! And then…Mango II. The villa itself? Yep, it's impressive. But let's be honest, first impressions sometimes get blurry with the sheer amount of luggage six adults amass! And a slightly frazzled check-in process (not “Contactless Check-in/Out” exactly…more like “slightly flustered check-in/out” involving a polite but struggling Belvilla rep and a lost bag), which thankfully smoothed over with the 24-hour Front Desk. Phew. Thank goodness.
Accessibility? Mostly a Yay. With a Tiny, Tiny Catch.
Okay, so Wheelchair Accessible? Yes, mostly. The common areas and some rooms are definitely designed with accessibility in mind. Wide doorways, the Elevator (THANK YOU! Especially after lugging bags), and ramps. However, the small (but important) catch? A few small steps inside a couple of the rooms. Minor, but worth noting if you need full accessibility. It’s not perfect, but a definite improvement over a lot of places and a thoughtful consideration in the modern day.
Inside the Luxurious Labyrinth – Rooms, Wi-Fi, and a Deep Dive into Comfort (and a few hiccups).
The villas were, as advertised, well-appointed. Air conditioning was a godsend in that Lanzarote sun (and yes, it worked perfectly!). Air conditioning in the public area as well – perfect! Non-smoking rooms were a plus, of course. Available in all rooms you had… well, pretty much everything: Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Seriously, they thought of everything! The Wi-Fi [Free] was a lifesaver. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! A huge win. I mean, hey, we all need to Instagram our sangria sunsets, right? And that Internet speed? Surprisingly good. (And that Internet access – LAN…if you needed it, I guess! We all went wireless, naturally).
But…here’s a small, slightly dramatic confession…the Interconnecting room(s) available? Fantastic. Until you realize you were not in the interconnecting room you thought you booked (whoops!) and spend a half-hour trying to work out why you're not seeing the rest of the family because the connecting door is locked. Eventually, it's sorted (thanks, Belvilla!), but the initial mild panic (and the subsequent awkwardness) was…interesting.
Things to Do…Or, How I Spent My Time Largely by the Pool.
Okay, let's face it. The "Things to Do" list felt overwhelming at first. Things to do…well, a lot of it involved chilling. And I thrived. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was pristine, and that Pool with view? Honestly, heaven. Seriously, I could have built an entire life around that pool. Sun, a book, and the occasional refreshing dip. Pure bliss.
Then there's the Spa/sauna. I did venture in, thinking I would make the most of it. Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, the works. I felt like a queen for, like, half an hour. Then I accidentally fell asleep in the sauna, woke up sweating like a pig, and had to be assisted out by a blushing spa attendant. Not my finest moment. But, the Massage? Absolutely worth risking the sauna nap for. Pure, unadulterated relaxation. The Sauna and Steamroom were also lovely, if you don't nod off and snore like a lumberjack.
And after all that…I needed a drink from the Poolside bar. Naturally.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Missing Corkscrew)
The villa offered a lot of options for eating in and out. The Sanitized kitchen and tableware items made cooking at home far less stressful, especially with that Refrigerator to keep the sangria cold. We made use of the Breakfast service option a couple of times. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent, though a bit repetitive after a few days. The Breakfast in room option was a nice touch, but honestly, a little bit of a faff. Then there were the Restaurants. The A la carte in restaurant was a good experience. There was a Coffee/tea in restaurant option, and even a Vegetarian restaurant. And the Snack bar was perfect after an afternoon of lounging. The Poolside bar was a definite win. And the Desserts in restaurant were worth every single calorie.
One slight hiccup? We couldn't find a corkscrew anywhere, meaning a whole bottle of particularly good Spanish wine went, somewhat embarrassingly, unopened for a day. Turns out, the Essential condiments were there, but the wine opener…not so much. Small things, but they add a layer of real-world fun to the experience, right?
Cleanliness and Safety - The Worry-Free Factor… Mostly.
The Anti-viral cleaning products and the Professional-grade sanitizing services were reassuring, especially in this day and age. Rooms sanitized between stays, check. Daily disinfection in common areas, check. We even had the Hand sanitizer stations everywhere.
But… (there's always a "but," isn't there?), one day, in the communal bathroom, I swore I saw a slightly disgruntled housekeeper scrubbing a particularly stubborn stain. She seemed a little overwhelmed. Small details. But hey, perfection is boring, right?
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Make a Difference.
The Concierge was super helpful (especially when we needed to figure out where to buy a corkscrew!). The presence of a Shop. The Cash withdrawal possibility. All these everyday things were all very well.
For the Kids? Well…Let's Just Say They Were Happy Too (Eventually).
Family/child friendly, absolutely. They had Babysitting service, a Kids meal. Of course. The Swimming pool was the big winner for the little ones. They initially got a little upset at me for not letting them dive into the pool right after we arrived. I wasn't prepared for the trauma. But everything was fine.
Getting Around - Freedom, Freedom, Freedom (and Taxi Issues).
The Car park [free of charge] was a lifesaver. Car park [on-site] was also useful. The Taxi service was… well. Let's just say it was a little unreliable at times. Booking in advance is highly suggested because, for a brief moment, we were stranded on the edge of a volcano with no way back to the villa. A hair-raising moment, to say the least. However, the Airport transfer really did come in handy.
The Verdict? Would I Go Back? Absolutely.
Despite the minor hiccups and occasional moments of slightly-too-much-sauce-in-my-sangria drama, Lanzarote Luxury: Mango II was a fantastic experience. Okay, not "unbelievable" in the
Belgian Bliss: Indoor Pool & Spa Villa Awaits Your Escape!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn’t your perfectly manicured Instagram travel feed. This is the real deal, a messy, glorious, chaotic trip to Belvilla by OYO Mango II (6 pax) in Lanzarote, Spain. Prepare for the glorious mess that is… drumroll… my Lanzarote Adventure!
Day 1: Arrival & the Curse of the Luggage
- Morning (aka, the absolute carnage of the airport): Oh my Gods, airports. Why are they designed for maximum stress? We touch down in Arrecife, Lanzarote, a full hour later than scheduled (thanks, Ryanair!). Immediately, the existential dread of baggage claim hits. Will our suitcases survive? Will we survive? The answer to both, as it turns out, is a resounding maybe.
- Afternoon (the Quest for Mango II): Cue the rental car saga. It’s a tiny, beige monstrosity, christened Penelope (because… why not?). Directions to Mango II? Let’s just say Penelope and I developed a deep, intimate relationship with roundabouts. Finally, after what felt like an eternity of wrong turns and passive-aggressive GPS lady, we find it! Mango II! It’s… bigger than I thought. And the pool? Squeals of pure, unadulterated joy.
- Evening (Unpacking and the Dinner Disaster): Unpacking is a battleground. Suitcases explode, clothes are everywhere. "Whose socks are these?!" I yell. We finally find the supermarket, which is an adventure in itself. (Spanish is not my strong suit.) Dinner: a culinary experiment involving questionable sausages, burnt garlic bread, and a nearly empty bottle of the local wine, which, surprisingly, was delicious. We collapse into bed, exhausted, content, and slightly tipsy. The first day - SUCCESS!
Day 2: Volcanic Vibes & the Majestic Timanfaya Disaster-in-the-Making
- Morning (Volcanoes and the Fear of Heights): Okay, so Lanzarote IS volcanic. Who knew?! We hit up Timanfaya National Park. The landscape is otherworldly, like walking on Mars. It’s ridiculously hot, and I, of course, forget my hat. The geysers are cool, the demonstrations are… well, they’re demonstrations. They don't care if you're scared. The bus tour is… informative. I start to think I might be claustrophobic.
- Afternoon (Camel Rides and Regret): Yes, we did it. We rode camels. The camels seemed as unimpressed with us as we were with them. “This is… undignified,” I mutter to myself, clinging on for dear life. “How does anyone enjoy this?!” I was wrong. It’s terrible. The views are great, but let's be honest, this is a total tourist trap. We have to go buy postcards now, too.
- Evening (The Grilled Cheese Incident): Back at Mango II, we try to cook a simple dinner. But alas, it is a disaster. Cheese burns, the oven smokes, the entire house smells vaguely of burnt plastic. We end up eating cereal. A moment of delicious failure.
Day 3: Beaches, Beaches, Glorious Beaches (and the Sandstorm Scare!)
- Morning (Playa de Papagayo and the Joy of Being Alone): Papagayo Beach. The photos don’t do it justice. The water is turquoise perfection, the sand is soft… I escape the family for an hour and bask in the sunshine, thinking glorious, selfish thoughts. This alone time is essential.
- Afternoon (The Sandstorm Scare!): Remember that perfectly clear blue sky? Yeah. Gone. A sudden, ominous wind picks up. Sand whips around, obscuring everything. We dash back towards the car, clutching our beach towels like precious life rafts. The sky turns a terrifying orange. "We're going to die like this!" I shriek, dramatically of course. Turns out, it's just a minor sandstorm. But still! Terrifying.
- Evening (Paella Panic and Sunset Serenity): We find a restaurant in Playa Blanca. They have Paella, and it is divine. Worth the sand-induced terror. We watch the sunset, the sky ablaze with color. It’s a moment of pure beauty, a much-needed balm after the sandstorm drama. We're quiet on the way back to the villa. Content, or probably full.
Day 4: Wine Tasting, Art Fiascos, and the Unexpected Charm of a Tiny Town
- Morning (Wine Time! - or, the Drunken Art Appreciation Tour): First! Wine tasting. I'm not a wine expert, but the local Lanzarote wine is… interesting. We visit a bodega. The vines here are so interesting, grown inside little stone circles because of the wind. The tour guide is charming and patient with us, as we become progressively more giggly.
- Afternoon (The Cesar Manrique Legacy and a Very Bad Idea): We visit some of Cesar Manrique's creations, including his house. Genius. Artistic brilliance. And me? I decide to try “artistic photography”. I can guarantee you this is a failure. The photos are terrible. The family pretends not to notice.
- Evening (Haria and the Unexpected Delight): We stumble upon the tiny town of Haria. It's gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. No big tourist crowds, just gorgeous and local. I love it. We wander through the streets, soak up the atmosphere, and eat ice cream. It's spontaneous. It's perfect.
Day 5: Pool Days, Pancake Failures, and the Slow Realization That This is Actually Good
- Morning (Pool Day – The Ultimate Luxury): The pool at Mango II becomes our sanctuary. Lounging. Swimming. Reading (sort of). The simple act of doing nothing feels like a decadent luxury. This is the life.
- Afternoon (Pancake Catastrophe): Pancake day! An attempt to make breakfast. The batter’s too thick. The pancakes burn. They stick to the pan. It's a mess. We get there anyway, and laugh our heads off.
- Evening (The Realization): We sit on the terrace, drinking the last of the wine, and watching the stars. I think to myself: This trip? It's been a glorious, chaotic, imperfect, beautiful mess. And it's perfect. We're all here, together. Laughing. Sharing. Surviving the luggage, the sunburns, the sandstorms, and the cooking disasters. And yeah, as imperfect as it is, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Day 6: Departure (and the Promise to Return)
- Morning (Packing and the Dread of the Airport, again): The final morning. Packing is another struggle, but this time, it feels… different. There's a tiny pang of sadness.
- Afternoon (Penelope Says Goodbye): We say goodbye to Penelope, our trusty, beige companion.
- Evening (Reflections and a Promise): We arrive at the airport; and this time, it doesn't seem so bad. Back home, a bit tanner, a bit more tired, but also filled with memories. I'm already planning our return. Lanzarote, you magnificent, chaotic, volcanic island. I'll be back. Soon.
Final Thoughts: This isn't a guide for perfection; this is a guide for life. Embrace the mess, the laughter, the unexpected adventures, and the burnt pancakes. And for goodness sake, pack sunscreen. You'll need it. And come prepared to make memories.
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Lanzarote Luxury: Unbelievable Belvilla Mango II Getaway (6 Pax!) - FAQ (with a LOT of baggage)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get the REAL lowdown on Mango II. Forget those PR brochures and pristine Instagram shots. I'm giving you the unvarnished truth. You know, the stuff they HIDE. Consider yourself warned. I think it´s also important to say this adventure was, to some extent, a rollercoaster of experiences. Some were so amazing that I´m still processing them, others not so much. So, prepare yourselves, here comes the avalanche of honest thoughts and opinions
1. Is Mango II *really* luxurious? Because, you know, "luxury" can be a bit... subjective...
Alright, let's address the elephant in the villa. "Luxury." My definition, coming from a life of... well, let's just say "budget brilliance," is probably different from someone who vacations on yachts. But YES. Sort of. It’s *mostly* luxurious.
The pool? Magnificent. We’re talking infinity edge, heated (which, let me tell you, is a GODSEND when a rogue wind whips in). The outdoor space? Sprawling. We had a group of six, and we still had space to practically stage a talent show (which, actually, we briefly considered… the less said about my interpretive dance, the better). The bedrooms? Stylish. The showers? Powerful enough to practically sandblast you.
However, the *real* test of luxury is the little things, right? And here’s where it gets a bit… messy. One day, the air conditioning in one bedroom decided to stage a protest, threatening to become a sauna. Fixed it eventually, but the initial panicky, "oh god, we’re melting" feeling was definitely *not* luxurious. And the kitchen… beautiful, *but* the dishwasher, bless its mechanical heart, seemed to have a preference for half-cleaned dishes.
So, yes, it was *mostly* luxurious. Think of it like a really well-dressed hipster. Looks amazing, but might have a weird stain on their vintage jacket. Still recommend it? Absolutely! Just be prepared for a little bit of real-life imperfection. It's what makes it memorable, right?
2. Six people… in one villa… did you all survive? Seriously…
The million-dollar question! Yes! Mostly. We were six: me, my partner (who keeps the group somewhat sane), our two teenage daughters (the emotional barometer of the trip) and my partner's parents (lovely, but… let's just say they have their own little way of navigating life). And yes, there were moments where I thought we might have a full-blown reality show on our hands.
Space is KEY. Mango II is reasonably spacious. We never felt crammed, which was a miracle. The different areas - the pool deck, the shaded patio, the living room - allowed for moments of "alone time," vital for sanity. The teenagers mostly vanished to their rooms to doomscroll after they complained every single thing about the place. The shared spaces, thankfully, were also large, meaning we could all have a nice, chill, relaxed and wonderful time around the table, having dinner and sharing stories.
The REAL secret? Wine. Lots and lots of wine. And a robust sense of humor. And understanding that you may have to pick your battles. The argument about whose turn it was to do the dishes? We simply outsourced that issue the next day (very luxurious indeed!).
3. Pool? Is the pool *actually* as good as it looks in the photos?
Okay, the pool. This deserves its own section. The pool… was a game-changer. Pure, unadulterated joy. The photos don't lie, thankfully. It’s an infinity pool, which means it looks like it spills right into the ocean. Spectacular. I spent more time in that pool than I have in the entire decade before the Mango II experience.
Let me paint you a picture. Floating on my back, the sun beating down, a cold drink in hand (because, priorities), the gentle sound of the water lapping against the edge, and the view… oh, the view. Volcanoes in the distance, the vast expanse of the Atlantic. Pure bliss. My teenagers? Glued to their phones, but still loving the experience. They were too busy taking selfies to enjoy it, but at least they were there and not arguing about something.
Now, a couple of caveats. The pool isn't *massive*, so if you have a gaggle of serious swimmers, it might get a bit crowded. We didn't mind, but if you're after Olympic-sized laps, this isn't it. And the wind? Can be brutal, especially in the evenings. You'll want to have a thick robe nearby. Honestly, I think the robes were probably the item that was most used.
4. Location, location, location! Where is Mango II, anyway? And is it convenient?
Mango II is tucked away in what appeared to be a lovely, secluded area. Honestly, I'm terrible with directions, but it was close to everything we needed (restaurants, beaches, shops). Driving around Lanzarote's like driving on the moon, and the roads wind like a snake with a caffeine addiction, but it's easy to navigate.
The closest town was a short drive away, which was great for groceries, a little souvenir shopping, and, most importantly, finding a decent café for my daily caffeine fix. The beaches? A short drive away, and absolutely worth the trip, even if you have to go through a couple of roundabouts on the way.
So, yes, convenient! You'll need a rental car (essential!), but the location felt peaceful and private, and the easy access to amenities was a huge plus.
5. Anything *really* annoying? Because there *always* is…
Ah, the juicy details! Okay, I'll be brutally honest. The dishwasher situation, I've mentioned. But other than that, a few minor gripes, like the lack of certain kitchen utensils and the occasionally spotty Wi-Fi. It was hard to get a good connection, and the teenagers were not happy. Also, the information book - it could have done with an update. It was basically a list of appliances and nothing else.
But honestly? These are minor quibbles. The overall experience was overwhelmingly positive.
6. Would you recommend it? Seriously, the bottom line.
Hell yes. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. Flaws and all. The pool alone is worth the price of admission. Mango II is a place where you can truly switch off, spend quality time with the people you love, and create memories that will last a lifetime.
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