Vecoux Mansion: Your French Fairytale Awaits (Remiremont Garden Paradise!)
Vecoux Mansion: My French Fairytale…with a Few Snags (Remiremont Garden Paradise!) - A Thoroughly Unfiltered Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Vecoux Mansion in Remiremont, France, and I'm ready to spill the beans – the perfectly roasted, freshly brewed coffee beans, mind you, because they were divine. Forget your sanitized, corporate reviews; this is the real deal, warts and all. And trust me, there were some warts. But also, some serious fairytale moments.
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Let's dive in, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility (Good Start!)
Driving up to Vecoux Mansion… whew! The building is gorgeous. Seriously. Like, straight out of a postcard gorgeous. The Remiremont Garden Paradise tag is right, folks. Lush greenery, manicured lawns, and that classic French architectural charm make you want to immediately ditch your bags and start Instagramming.
Accessibility is decent, but not perfect. The main areas, including the reception and some of the restaurants, were thankfully wheelchair accessible thanks to elevators and ramps. BUT, and this is a big but, navigating the sprawling grounds felt a little like an obstacle course in places. Some pathways were a bit uneven, and getting to the pool… well, let's just say it required a good bit of maneuvering. Still, the effort was appreciated, and the staff were incredibly helpful, always offering assistance. Finding a truly Wheelchair accessible luxury hotel in the French countryside is definitely a win.
[Rating: 4/5 for general accessibility, BUT 5/5 for staff willingness to help!]
On-site Grub & Grooving (The Food Odyssey Begins!)
Okay, let's talk food. This is where things get really interesting. Vecoux Mansion offers a ton of options. We’re talking Restaurants (plural), Bars, a Poolside bar (important!), a Coffee shop (bliss!), and even a Snack bar for those late-night cravings. Room service [24-hour]? Check. And for the health-conscious amongst us, a Vegetarian restaurant!
The Breakfast [buffet] was a highlight. I mean, croissants? Croissants beyond my wildest Parisian dreams? Imagine the buttery, flaky, melt-in-your-mouth-ness… I'm salivating just thinking about it again. The Buffet in restaurant also featured the most amazing selection of cured meats and cheeses. Forget calorie counting; I went full-on glutton. Asian breakfast options were also available, which was a pleasant surprise considering we were in France.
The A la carte in restaurant was also a knockout. We dined at the main restaurant and the meal was sublime. The International cuisine in restaurant was executed flawlessly. The service and attention to detail brought you back in time.
The Imperfections: The Poolside Bar, a Minor Tragedy
Now, the Poolside Bar. This is where our experience took a minor nosedive. While the pool itself was stunning (more on that later), the bar service was a bit slow. We waited nearly an hour for our drinks one afternoon. It was a hot afternoon, by the way. I nearly considered diving in and swimming to the bar myself just to get a cocktail. Eventually, they came… which was something.
[Rating: 4/5 for the restaurant food, but 2/5 for the poolside bar service. Come prepared to wait!]
Wellness Wonders & Relaxation Realms (Spa Time!)
This is where Vecoux Mansion REALLY shines. Seriously, if you need to unwind, this is the place. They've got everything: a Spa, a Sauna, a Steamroom, a Gym/fitness centre, a Pool with view, and a whole host of treatments.
I indulged in a Massage one afternoon, and it was pure, unadulterated bliss. The masseuse was a magician, kneading away all the stress of, you know, life. The Body scrub and the Body wrap were tempting, but I was too busy eating croissants. Don't judge me. And the Foot bath was exactly what my poor, blistered feet needed after a day of exploring.
The Indoor venue for special events, the Outdoor venue for special events, even the *Couple's Room was just beautiful.
The Pool: A Vision of Paradise (with a side of existential dread)
The Swimming pool [outdoor] is incredible. It's infinity-edged, overlooking the rolling hills of Remiremont. Picture this: you, floating in the crystal-clear water, sipping a cocktail, the sun kissing your skin… absolute perfection. Except… I'm not the best swimmer. I spent a concerning amount of time wondering if I was going to drown while admiring the view. But hey, the view was worth the risk (or so I told myself)!
[Rating: 5/5 for the spa and the pool itself! But 4/5 for the pool experience due to my lack of swimming skills!]
Cleanliness, Safety & the Post-Covid Era (Peace of Mind)
Vecoux Mansion takes safety seriously. They've implemented a whole raft of measures: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol, Individually-wrapped food options, and Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. I felt surprisingly safe. They even had Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. In short, they're doing their best to make sure your stay is pristine. They also offer Room sanitization opt-out available!
The Quirky Stuff: Little Details Matter
Okay, so a few random observations:
- Complimentary tea and Free bottled water were very nice touches in the rooms.
- The Elevator was beautifully ornate.
- The Smoke alarms were ever active, I might add.
- The Slippers were the comfiest I've ever worn.
[Rating: 5/5 for cleanliness and safety. Makes you feel good!]
The Nitty Gritty: Rooms & Amenities (The Fine Print)
My Room, my beautiful home Air conditioning. The Air conditioning in Public Area was the only downfall.
In-room Features: The rooms are lovely. They're spacious, well-appointed, and beautifully decorated. Air conditioning is very much appreciated, especially during the summer months. Free Wi-Fi, Internet Access. The Daily housekeeping was always on their game, and the Doorman and Front desk [24-hour] were friendly and helpful. However, the desk in my room was too small.
The Soundproofing was spot-on; I barely heard other guests. The Wake-up service was timely, and although I'm a heavy sleeper, they always managed to get me.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (and it actually worked!)
- Bathrobes: Luxurious, cloud-like robes!
- Bathtub: Soaking in that tub after a long day of exploration was pure heaven.
- Blackout curtains: Mandatory for proper sleep.
- Safe box: Always a plus for peace of mind.
- Hair dryer: Essential, obviously.
- In-room safe box: Another must-have.
- Mirror: A very large mirror.
- Non-smoking: Thankfully.
- Private bathroom: Always a must.
- Refrigerator: Perfect for keeping your wine chilled.
- Seating area: A lovely space to relax.
- Separate shower/bathtub: My favorite.
- Shower: Good water pressure!
- Slippers: Comfy!
- Window that opens: Essential for fresh air.
[Rating: 4.5/5 for the rooms. Just minor gripes!]
Extras & Services (The Small Stuff)
Vecoux Mansion has a bunch of extra services, which I didn't take full advantage of, but here's the lowdown:
- Airport transfer: Convenient!
- Babysitting service: Good for families.
- Concierge: Always ready to help.
- Currency exchange: Useful.
- Dry cleaning: handy.
- Facilities for disabled guest: Appreciated.
- Laundry service: Always handy.
- Luggage storage: Useful.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: If you're hosting a party…
[Rating: 4/5 for extra Services. They cover all the bases!]
Dining, Drinking & Snacking (The Feast Continues!)
We've already covered the breakfast situation, which was epic, but let's get even deeper into the food madness!
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: A nice touch.
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't going to be your perfectly-pressed, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is the real deal. This is my attempt to conquer the Delightful Mansion in Vecoux with Garden Remiremont France, and you're along for the glorious, chaotic ride.
The Great Remiremont Adventure: A Mostly Reliable (Maybe) Schedule
Day 1: Arrival, Aspirations, and Accidental Asparagus
- Morning (or, you know, whenever I finally drag myself out of bed): Fly into Basel-Mulhouse-Freiburg Airport (BSL). Let's be real, the flight is going to be a comedy of errors. I'm already picturing a lost passport, a questionable airport croissant, and the triumphant tink of my bag finally arriving at baggage claim after a dramatic slow-motion slide across the conveyor belt.
- Mid-Day: Rent a car. (Pray for me. I'm a slightly-above-average driver at best.) The drive through the Vosges mountains to Vecoux? Gorgeous, I'm told. I'm hoping the scenery distracts me from my potential hazard to other drivers. My inner monologue? "Okay, left turn… but which left turn? Ah, well, French drivers seem used to this."
- Afternoon: Finally! Arrive at the Delightful Mansion. The pictures promised heaven; I'm crossing my fingers it's more "charming eccentricity" and less "creepy taxidermy." I'll probably spend way too long just wandering around, touching everything, and whispering things like "Oh, that's lovely."
- Evening: Unpack. Fail to unpack. Get distracted by the garden. Immediately get hopelessly lost in the garden. Discover a hidden vegetable patch. Decide I must try to make dinner with whatever I find. End up burning something, likely a bunch of asparagus. Maybe the entire kitchen. It's a risk I'm willing to take for the sake of adventure (and a good story).
Day 2: The Majestic Hikes and the "Almost" Disaster
- Morning: Okay, gotta be active. Gotta get those steps in. Hike! Off to the mountains! I've been reading about the gorgeous trails around Remiremont, and I'm determined to conquer at least one. I'm picturing myself, all breezy and athletic, effortlessly summiting a peak. Reality will likely involve me wheezing my way up a gentle slope, covered in sweat, muttering things like "Why, oh why did I skip leg day?"
- Mid-Day: Picnic! Packing things to bring with me. I will make an amazing sandwich even its a plain one. But I will be proud of it.
- Afternoon: A walk through the cute streets. The market will get me. I'll get lost in the smells, the colors, and the general Frenchness of it all. There might be cheese involved. There will definitely be cheese involved.
- Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant. Praying for a pleasant experience. My French is… rusty. Okay, practically nonexistent. I'll just point, smile, and hope for the best. I'll likely accidentally order something weird – maybe a plate of snails? – and then have a moment of existential dread. But I'll eat it anyway. It's the French way, right? I'll try to enjoy everything, even the weirdness.
Day 3: Culture Shock (the good kind) and Castle Dreams
- Morning: Visit a local museum. I'm not a huge museum person, but I'm trying to be cultured. Maybe. I want to wander, not be stuck in a room for hours on end.
- Mid-Day: So, after the museum, it's castle time! There's a castle nearby – maybe. Time to figure out how to get there, which is the same as "ask a local"
- Afternoon: Finally, to the castle! I'll wander its crumbling walls, imagine myself as a dashing French noble (or a somewhat less dashing French peasant, depending on how I'm feeling). This is where the romance comes in. The history, the views, the sheer, ridiculous grandness of it all… I'm hoping it's as amazing as it sounds.
- Evening: A bit exhausted, I'm sure, so a relaxed evening at the mansion, probably with some local pastries. Maybe try to play some chess or something. I'll definitely read a book while sipping something delicious (wine? Chocolate? Both?).
Day 4: Farewell France (Sniff)…and a Possible Panic
- Morning: One last stroll. One last gasp of fresh mountain air. One last regret that I didn't learn more French. I'll probably be sad to leave.
- Mid-Day: Say goodbye to the garden. I'll probably try to convince myself I can recreate it back home. "I'll just need a few acres, a whole load of money, and a miracle…"
- Afternoon: Pack. Again. Face the music and head for the airport. This time, I will. I won't. I will.
- Evening: Flight. And the inevitable post-trip blues.
The Imperfect Details and the Emotional Rollercoaster
- My Mood: I'll be happy, sad, annoyed, excited, and overwhelmed, all at once, probably within the span of an hour. Expect moments of pure joy, frustration with my own ineptitude, and the occasional existential crisis.
- Dietary Preferences (read: Obsessions): Cheese. Wine. Bread. Pastries. Chocolate. Anything French, really. I'm going to eat everything, and I'm going to enjoy it.
- The Garden: The garden is a character. I'll probably spend most of my time there. I predict lengthy periods of staring at flowers, contemplating life, and battling slugs.
- The Mansion: I'm fully prepared for a slight state of disbelief that I'm actually there. Anticipate lots of "Wow" and "Oh my god".
- Expect delays, wrong turns, and moments of sheer, unadulterated panic. This is part of the adventure, right?
- The "Almost Disaster": This will involve something. Maybe the car. Maybe the stove. Maybe my ability to speak French. Whatever it is, it will be memorable.
- The Final Thought: This trip isn't about perfection. It's about the experience, the stories, and the messiness of life lived to the fullest. And I can't wait.
So, there you have it. My Remiremont itinerary. May the odds be ever in my favor (and may I manage to find my way out of the garden). Wish me luck! And maybe send me some cheese. Just in case.
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Vecoux Mansion: Your French Fairytale... Mostly! (Plus, the Bugs!)
Okay, so Vecoux Mansion… is it REALLY as dreamy as the website makes it seem? Spill the REAL tea!
Let's talk about the GARDEN. That's a BIG selling point. Worth the hype?
What about the rooms themselves? Are they as luxurious as they look?
The food! What's the deal with the food?
Okay, you mentioned bugs. Spill the tea (again).
Is it kid-friendly?
What's something I should definitely pack?
Best time to visit?
Would you go back? Be brutally honest!
