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The Grand Luxe Hotel: My Rollercoaster Ride of Luxe and, Well, Less Luxe
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea – or maybe the lukewarm Earl Grey from the breakfast buffet – on the Grand Luxe Hotel. This place… it's an experience. A glorious, frustrating, occasionally baffling experience. And I'm here to document every glorious, frustrating, and baffling moment, because honestly, I can't stop thinking about that incident in the spa. But we'll get there. First, the basics… or at least, what seemed like the basics.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly.
Let's start with the accessibility angle, because it's important, and frankly, it felt a little… inconsistent. The website boasted “Facilities for disabled guests,” which made me optimistic. And yes, the elevator was a savior. The lobby was wide open and navigable. The ramp for the restaurant was definitely there, thank goodness. But then the "wheelchair accessible" room I booked… let's just say the shower was a bit of a tight squeeze. It could work, but it wasn't ideal. I later talked to a lovely couple in the lobby and they mentioned they struggled a bit with their mobility aids, so, a little more attention is needed. I will say, the staff was generally helpful, but the physical layout gave me mixed feelings.
On-Site Restaurants & Lounges: Food Adventures (and Misadventures)
Okay, food! This is where things got… interesting. The Grand Luxe promised culinary delights. And it mostly delivered.
- Restaurants: There were several – a formal dining room (with a dress code, I might add – a dress code!), a casual brasserie, and a rooftop lounge, all offering different cuisines. The A La Carte in Restaurant option was a blessing, and the Buffet in Restaurant at breakfast made up for my decision to sleep through some events.
- Asian Cuisine in Restaurant: The Asian restaurant was a particular highlight, especially that incredible Pad Thai. I could have eaten it every day.
- Western Cuisine in Restaurant: The Western restaurant had a solid burger, which was a welcome relief after a day of… well, you’ll see.
- Poolside bar: The Poolside bar was a joy… when it was open. Sometimes the staff seemed… elsewhere.
- Coffee Shop: The coffee shop saved me repeatedly. Essential for a caffeine-dependent human like myself. The Coffee/tea in restaurant option was a bonus for sure.
- Snack bar: The snack bar was fine – perfect for those post-sauna cravings.
- Happy hour: The Happy Hour was a must.
(Rant Alert!): The service, though. It was a bit… unpredictable. Sometimes, a waiter would be attentive and delightful. Other times, I'd flag someone down for twenty minutes, watching my water glass judge me. There were times when I felt like I was invisible, and other times, the staff was clearly overworked. My inner perfectionist was screaming, "Consistency, people! CONSISTENCY!"
Wheelchair Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: The restaurants and lounges were accessible, which was great, but again, I’d recommend confirming specifics depending on needs.
Internet: Praise the Wi-Fi Gods!
The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a godsend. Seriously. Fast, reliable, and free. I am a writer, I work online; this is always a massive win. And the Internet [LAN] wasn't even necessary in this instance. The Wi-Fi in public areas was fine too, when I could find a seat!
Things to Do: A Plethora of Options, Sometimes Overwhelmingly So
- Ways to relax: The Spa. Oh, the spa. I mentioned that, didn't I? We’ll get there.
- Fitness center The fitness center was well-equipped, though sometimes a bit crowded.
- Gym/fitness: See above. The gym was good, but I preferred the view from the rooftop pool.
- Swimming pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous – a real highlight of the place! Pool with view - yep. The indoor pool was available. The water was a bit nippy, but it was so beautiful.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Foot bath: Okay, the spa. The spa! The body scrub and body wrap were fantastic. The massage… that's where things got interesting. I won’t go into specifics, but let's just say the therapist was… well-meaning, but perhaps a little too enthusiastic. Let's just say, I was enthusiastic about the whole experience, though!
- Things to do: The hotel actively hosted seminars and meetings and even outdoor and indoor events!
(Emotional Rambling Time): Honestly, there's just so much to do at this place! It's almost overwhelming. I felt like I couldn't possibly experience everything, and the fear of missing out (FOMO) was real. I’m sure it's a luxury, but, wow.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Necessary Consideration
In these times, safety is paramount. The Grand Luxe took it seriously.
- Hand sanitizer was everywhere.
- Rooms sanitized between stays.
- Safe dining setup.
- Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Daily disinfection in common areas.
- Anti-viral cleaning products.
- Room sanitization opt-out available.
I felt safe, which is crucial.
(Quirky Observation): I did see a staff member wearing a face shield while serving breakfast. Very… futuristic. I'm pretty sure I stared.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Ups and Downs Continue
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] was a feast, but a bit chaotic at times. The Breakfast takeaway service option was a great touch for early risers. The Asian breakfast was delicious. The Western breakfast was good!
- A la carte in restaurant!! - Yes!
- Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver – especially after a long day of… well, you get the idea.
- Poolside bar: Fun, but needed more staff.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Excellent!
- Bottle of water: Always a plus.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Confusing
- Concierge: The concierge was hit or miss. Some were incredibly helpful. Others, not so much.
- Daily housekeeping: Impeccable service!
- Elevator: Essential, and functioning well.
- Laundry service: Efficient.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Looked impressive, though I didn't use them.
- Cashless payment service Yes!
- Contactless check-in/out - YES!
- Food delivery Yes!
- Invoice provided - Yes!
- Security: I felt very safe.
(Messy Incident): I went to the convenience store and got some snacks. Then I went to the Gift/souvenir shop, which was a bit overpriced.
For the Kids: A Kid-Friendly Environment, I'd Say
- Family/child friendly: Absolutely.
- Babysitting service: Available!
- Kids meal: I didn't have kids with me, but it looked like it was a great option.
Available in all rooms: The Fine Print
- Free bottled water, Internet access – wireless, Air conditioning, Air conditioning in public area, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free]. All present and appreciated!
- Coffee/tea maker, Refrigerator, Mini bar.
- Blackout curtains: Saved me!
- Non-smoking, Smoke detector: Good
- Safety/security feature, In-room safe box: Good!
(Overarching emotional reaction): The Grand Luxe is a hotel that is an experience. A luxury hotel that is luxurious yet frustrating. Definitely worth it. But be prepared for a few bumps along the way. And maybe pack your patience. And consider investing in earplugs. And maybe a sense of humor!
(Final Thoughts): I'd probably go back. I'd definitely go back for the Pad Thai. And maybe, just maybe, I'd brave the spa again… though this time, I’d request a different therapist. And bring a friend. Just in case.
Winterberg Gem: Modern Apartment, 10-Min Walk to Town!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this trip to the Ardennes, Durbuy, Belgium, Chalet Septon with a sauna? It's gonna be a right royal mess. And honestly, that's the way I like it. Forget polished itineraries; we're going for the authentic, warts-and-all experience.
The Slightly Inept Ardennes Adventure: A Stream-of-Consciousness Itinerary
Day 1: Pre-Travel Panic and the Great Belgian Breakfast Debacle
- Morning (God, I hate mornings): The pre-trip scramble. Packing. Always a disaster. I swear, I'm convinced my travel bag actively fights me. It swallows socks, hides chargers, and generally judges my questionable fashion choices. This time, I forgot my toothbrush. Classic.
- Afternoon (Finally on the Road!): Train to Brussels. I'm convinced the Belgian rail system is run by mischievous gnomes who enjoy playing with the platform numbers. Managed to navigate it with a healthy dose of anxiety and a lot of pointing.
- Evening (The Search for Substance): Arrive at the Chalet Septon! OMG, it actually exists! This is the good part. Settling in. The first thing I do? Find the sauna. Yep. That’s how it's going to be this trip. Throwing my stuff haphazardly onto a bed that looked suspiciously like a cloud, and running for the heat.
- Dinner and the Belgian breakfast debale: Find a local restaurant. Order a burger, because apparently, the national dish of everywhere is still a burger. Now…the breakfast situation. The morning after? I was convinced the local bakery was out to get me. The bread was chewy, The coffee tasted like burned rubber, and, and… I swear, there was a tiny, judgmental croissant staring at me from the plate. It judged my every bite. I fled.
Day 2: Durbuy's Charms (and My Inner Grump)
- Morning (Durbuy Discovery): Durbuy! Okay, Durbuy. Apparently, the "smallest city in the world." Cute, right? The cobblestone streets are postcard-perfect, but navigating them with a hangover and the aforementioned croissant trauma? Not so picturesque. I spent a solid half-hour just trying to find a decent coffee shop (mission, kinda, successfully accomplished).
- Afternoon (Adventure Time! - Mostly): Trying the adventure park. The ziplining looked terrifying! I have a healthy respect for heights. Okay, maybe a slight crippling fear of heights. I made it halfway on one of the courses before my inner child (who is a massive wuss) started screaming. I retreated with my dignity (mostly) intact.
- Evening (Sauna Ritual): Back to the chalet. Sauna time! Ah, sweet, sweaty relief. The heat is my happy place. I spent a solid hour alternating between the sauna and the (thankfully) cold shower, feeling all my aches and anxieties just melt away. Pure bliss.
- Dinner and Rambles: Wandered into a restaurant with what I will be forever calling "The best Frites ever." I could eat those frites every day! The beer was cold, the company was good. I had a rambly conversation with a guy who loved philosophy, and who managed to make me feel as though I might actually understand it.
Day 3: Exploring Septon and More Steam
- Morning (Septon Exploration): Septon itself. A few walks, a forest. I spent too long trying to find the 'perfect' scenic spot. Then gave up and wandered round till i found it. Realized that perfect? It’s boring. And just enjoyed the leaves crunching under my feet. Tried the local shop. It had a selection of cheeses that threatened to bankrupt me.
- Afternoon (Repeat Performance!): Yep. Sauna. Again. Because, why not? I'm pretty sure I developed a second skin made of steam and pine needles. This time I watched the world outside the window, noticed how beautiful the light was as it bounced of the forest, I let the silence of the world fill my ears.
- Evening (Durbuy Revisited?): Back to Durbuy, maybe? Nah. I stayed in, ordered pizza. And spent the rest of the evening reading by the fireplace. Just me, the crackling fire, and the very loud silence of my own thoughts.
Day 4: The Departure and Post-Trip Blues
- Morning (The Sad Farewell):Packing up. The bag fought back again especially when I tried to fit in the cheese. I had to leave some behind, sadly. Stupid bag.
- Afternoon (Brussels and the Journey Home): Train back to Brussels. I watched the scenery blur by, lost in memories of the trip and a sudden, overwhelming desire for another sauna.
- Evening (Post-Trip Meltdown): Home. Real life. The trip feels like a hazy dream already. The post-holiday blues hit hard. I promised myself I'd book another trip immediately.
Quirks, Observations, and All the Messy Bits:
- The Language Barrier: My French is…rusty. Let’s just say I communicated primarily through a combination of pointing, miming, and sheer, unadulterated charm. This worked (mostly).
- The Sauna Epiphany: The sauna is more than just a heat box. It's a sanctuary. A place to sweat out the stress, the anxieties, and maybe even the terrible, judgmental croissant.
- The Belgians: They're wonderfully weird. Kind, patient, and they seem to have a beer for every occasion. I approve.
- The Food: The frites. The frites. I'm already planning my return trip just for another taste. Oh, and the chocolate. Don't get me started on the chocolate.
- My Inner Critic: She was very active this trip. Criticizing my outfits, my choices, my…everything. But the beautiful scenery, the sauna, and the wonderful people I met, helped quiet her.
This trip wasn't perfect. I was clumsy, I got lost, I ate questionable bread. But it was real. And it was mine. And honestly? That's what makes it perfect.
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