Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Dutch Holiday Home Near Appelscha!
Escape to Paradise: My Very Messy, Very Honest Review of that Dutch Holiday Home Near Appelscha! (Phew!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I’ve just clawed my way back from the “Escape to Paradise” Dutch holiday home near Appelscha, and let me tell you, it was an experience. I'm talking the kind where you laugh, you cry, you accidentally leave your favorite socks behind the radiator (don't ask). This isn't your typical pristine travel review – consider this a slightly unhinged, but hopefully helpful, breakdown.
First Impressions (and a Mild Panic Attack About Accessibility):
So, "Escape to Paradise," huh? The name definitely sets a high bar. Driving up, it looked…promising. A big, sleek-looking place, and after the whole "getting us to the right entrance" mishap, we finally got inside. Now, the accessibility situation felt a bit like a treasure hunt. The website said accessible, and they do have facilities for disabled guests, but navigating the initial check-in felt a bit…awkward, let’s be honest. It took a while for them to find us a ramp. The main areas seemed okay, but I didn’t see anything concrete about wheelchair accessibility for the pool or spa. So if a big portion of your trip revolves around ease of access - call ahead and ASK rather than assume.
The "Paradise" Within (and Maybe a Few Tiny Potholes):
Inside, the décor was modern Dutch - very minimalist and…well, clean. Scary clean. Like, "did they sterilize the air?" clean. Cleanliness and safety? Definitely nailed it. I was genuinely impressed with the commitment to anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and all the other COVID-era precautions. They even left a little basket of hand sanitizer by the door. I felt like I could lick the floors (but I didn't…mostly). But the sheer amount of cleaning did make me feel like I was being watched by a disinfectant ninja.
My room? Alright. Spacious, with a comfy sofa and a HUGE bed. Blackout curtains – a game-changer for light sleepers like myself – and plenty of towels. The bathroom was pristine (see cleanliness comment above). I appreciated the complimentary tea and coffee maker, because, frankly, I need caffeine to function. The Internet access – wireless was reliable, and even better, Wi-Fi [free] in the room. No fighting over the router! There was even Internet access – LAN if you’re old-school. The desk was a lifesaver for getting some work done - or, you know, scrolling through TikTok. They had all the standard amenities: air conditioning, in-room safe box, hair dryer, and a refrigerator to keep the rosé chilled.
Food, Glorious Food (and My Slight Obsession with the Breakfast Buffet):
Now, let’s talk about food. Because, let’s be honest, that’s 75% of a good holiday. "Escape to Paradise" has several options. The breakfast [buffet] was, dare I say, epic. I can still taste those mini-croissants! The Asian breakfast was a great option too. I stuffed my face. I may have snuck a few extra pastries for later (don’t judge). Breakfast takeaway service? Genius! I could've eaten more, but it was pretty darn good. The Coffee/tea in restaurant, also very good to drink coffee. The a la carte in restaurant was okay, but I think the restaurants were just a little too far from the room.
The Poolside bar, I have to say, not a fan. The Cocktails weren't the best.
Things to Relax (and Possibly Get Slightly Naked):
Okay, the spa/sauna situation deserves its own section. They have a sauna, a steamroom, a pool with a view (which was lovely!), and all sorts of massage and treatments. I went for the Body wrap and it was…intense. Like, "wrapping yourself in seaweed and contemplating your life choices" intense. But relaxing. I also tried the Foot bath, which was delightful, and I'll be honest, I spent a good hour just staring at the clouds from the swimming pool [outdoor]. It was pure bliss. The Body scrub was amazing. The Spa at a luxurious Dutch Holiday Home, I can absolutely recommend!
For the Kids (and the Kid in Me):
I didn’t bring any kids with me, but the place seemed family-friendly. They had Kids facilities and I'm pretty sure they have a babysitting service.
A Few Hiccups (Because, You Know, Real Life):
No place is perfect. The check-in felt slow, and despite the 24-hour front desk, there was a slight language barrier with some of the staff. I'm not sure what I was expecting in a Dutch Holiday Home… Also, while they do offer room service [24-hour], it wasn't the fastest.
The Verdict (Finally!):
So, would I recommend "Escape to Paradise"? Absolutely, with a few caveats. It's a beautiful, well-maintained place with a fantastic spa and buffet breakfast. The Staff trained in safety protocol was great, and I felt safe. Just make sure your priorities align with the setup before you go. I'd say that there could've been additional amenities as it is located in the middle of nowhere. Overall, it's a slice of relaxation, just be prepared for a slightly… sterilized experience.
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Belvilla Awaits in Gallura, Sardinia!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your average, meticulously-planned travel itinerary. This is my brain throwing a holiday at you. We're going to… well, try to holiday in a detached holiday home with a dishwasher, 2km from Appelscha, near Leeuwarden, Netherlands. God help us. Here goes:
The Almost-Perfectly-Imperfect Detached Holiday Home Adventure (aka: My Sanity's Last Stand)
Pre-Trip (aka: The Pre-Holiday Frenzy):
- Week before: Panicked shopping spree at the local supermarket. I swear, I bought enough cheese to single-handedly clog the canals. Also, a ridiculous amount of stroopwafels. You know, for "energy." My energy levels currently fluctuate between "lethargic slug" and "hyperactive chihuahua."
- Day before: Packing. This involved multiple meltdowns. Do I really need six different types of socks? Probably not. Did I pack the essential emergency chocolate? YES. Victory. Find the car keys (always a quest).
- Evening before: Attempted to clean the house. Gave up. Pretended I had a "rustic farmhouse vibe."
- Late Night: Frantic Googling of "Dutch currency exchange rates" and "best windmills near Appelscha" (even though, let's be honest, I'll probably end up just staring at the dishwasher).
Day 1: Arrival and (Possible) Mild Panic
- Morning: ROAD TRIP! (Queue overly-optimistic road trip playlist, which will inevitably be replaced by a podcast about unsolved murders within an hour).
- Midday: Arrive at the detached holiday home. Ooh, look, a dishwasher! This is going to make a BIG difference. Found a key, it fits the door and that’s a HUGE win.
- Afternoon: Unpacking. Discover a rogue sock. Debate its origins. Decide it probably belongs to a phantom Dutch elf. Inspect the accommodation thoroughly. Are the beds comfy? Is the view pretty? Are there any obvious signs of previous, and possibly violent, occupants? (Always a concern).
- Evening: Attempt to operate the dishwasher. Fail. Consult the manual. Realize it's in Dutch. Sigh. Give up and declare it "artistic." Order takeaway fries from a nearby "snackbar." Eat them in front of the television, which is showing a nature documentary… with subtitles. Immediately fall asleep.
Day 2: Appelscha Shenanigans (AKA: Where did I put my map?)
- Morning: Wake up. Curse the sun for being so bright. (I'm a vampire trapped in a mortal's body). Attempt to find the map of the surrounding area. Fail. Head out to explore Appelscha anyway.
- Midday: Wander aimlessly around Appelscha. Admire the charming buildings. Get lost. Ask a very patient local for directions. Feel like an idiot, but at least I got a free lesson in basic Dutch politeness.
- Afternoon: Decision to go for a walk in the Friese Wouden (Frisian Woods). I imagined myself as a wood nymph, frolicking amongst the trees. Reality? It's slightly muddy, I get a tickle in my throat, and I'm pretty sure I'm being judged by a very judgmental squirrel. But! Gorgeous scenery, and the air smells incredible.
- Evening: Discover a local pub. Drink local beer. Attempt to understand the conversations. Mostly fail. Laugh a lot anyway. Attempt to order a second beer, but decide I'm already starting to sound like a drunken pirate. Retreat back to the holiday home to watch a Dutch film I don’t understand.
Day 3: Leeuwarden and a Windmill Obsession
- Morning: The prospect of Leeuwarden hangs heavy in the air, but first, the dishwasher. I will try once again before calling in a professional.
- Midday: Leeuwarden. I am not sure that I want Leeuwarden. Leeuwarden seems like too much. But the pull of culture and the need to get out of the house is strong. I'm wearing my "I Survived Appelscha" t-shirt.
- Afternoon: I NEED to see a windmill. A real, working windmill. I did some extensive googling, and chose one that wasn't too far (aka: a 40-minute drive… still, I'm getting adventurous!). It's truly amazing. The scale of the structure, the way the sails move… it's both incredibly beautiful and terrifyingly efficient. I spend a solid hour just watching it, completely mesmerized. There is a breeze. I smell flour. I feel at peace.
- Evening: Back to the holiday home. This time, I will succeed. This time, I will dominate the dishwasher. Take it.
- Late Evening: The sound of dishes being scrubbed by hand as I eat a large bar of chocolate.
Day 4: Re-Entry into Reality
- Morning: Attempt to "tidy up" the holiday home. Hide the evidence of stroopwafel consumption.
- Midday: Final check of the house. Attempt to operate the dishwasher ONE MORE TIME.
- Afternoon: Drive back home. Reflect that, despite all the minor imperfections, I actually had a great time. Maybe I'll even come back.
- Evening: Unpack the car. Collaspe onto the sofa. Dream of windmills and the smell of fresh bread.
- Bedtime: Sleep.
Escape to Paradise: Let's Get Real About This Dutch Dream (or Nightmare?) in Appelscha!
Okay, so "Luxurious" is the Buzzword. Is this place REALLY luxurious? Spill the tea!
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because "luxurious" is a subjective beast. Let’s be clear: it's not the Four Seasons. It's *Dutch* luxurious. Think less "gold-plated taps" and more "immaculately clean, ridiculously comfortable beds, and a sense of space that makes you wanna do jumping jacks naked... which, truth be told, I *might* have done after a few glasses of that local beer they left for us."
The kitchen? Modern. Fully kitted out. I went and made omelets for the entire crew. One of us dropped the eggs, *twice*. It was a hilarious mess. The view from the balcony? Stunning. You can sit there and just…breathe. Although, (and here's a messy truth bomb for ya) the balcony railing DID feel a little wobbly when I leaned on it a bit TOO enthusiastically after the third beer. Still, luxurious-ish. Maybe luxurious-adjacent?
Appelscha? Where the heck is that?! And is it *in* the middle of nowhere?
Appelscha. Picture the Netherlands. Now, mentally zoom in on… a tiny, adorable pocket of green. Yes, it's kind of in the middle of nowhere. Thank God for Google Maps, or we’d probably still be wandering aimlessly through those endless pine forests. We were all like, “Is *this* it?” And then, BAM! The house appeared. It's secluded, yeah. Which is perfect if you want to escape the world, but maybe not so good if your phone battery dies and you need to find a shop to get a charger. Don't ask me how I know.
The Listing Says "Near Hiking Trails." Are we talking gentle strolls or full-on Everest climbs? Tell me about being in the woods.
The hiking trails are delightful. Think more "charming woodland walks" than "Sherpa-level endurance test". Honestly, my knees were *thanking* me! We took a walk...and I got a little lost. And got covered in mud. I mean, seriously, the trails are gorgeous. I could've stayed forever, just wandering. You could see the sun through the trees, and the air smelled amazing. You can hear the birds singing. And you can actually *hear* yourself think. It does get dark at night, and the squirrels were a little too bold, but overall, the woods were a winner.
Any potential downsides we should be aware of? Come on, nothing's perfect!
Alright, unvarnished truth time. First of all, the internet. It was…Dutch internet. Sometimes lightning fast, sometimes slower than a snail in molasses. Come prepared to unplug, maybe, or at least be patient. Also, those lovely, massive windows? They're great for letting in the light, but the forest is so beautiful, I almost forgot my own place. The other downside? Leaving! Seriously, the second you start to decompress, you have to pack your bags. It's a real bummer. We were all heartbroken on that drive away from the house. One thing and one thing only: the fact that it's not our actual house. It ruined my whole week. But then, hey, you know, at least the rent is worth every penny!
The listing talks about a private garden... is it *actually* private? Could my neighbor spot me sunbathing?
The garden is pretty darn private. Lots of trees and bushes, which means you can definitely lose yourself in the nature. I’m not one for sunbathing (fair skin, you see) BUT, I did spy on the neighbor from the balcony, and then I put on a long shirt and shorts. And the wind can pick up, which does make it chilly. Anyway, yes, I'd say you’re safe from the prying eyes. Even if you *do* decide to whip out the birthday suit. Not that *I* would know anything about that. (wink)
Okay, let's talk logistics. Is the check-in/check-out process smooth? Did you have any issues?
The check-in was a breeze. We got the key from a lock box, no contact, so it's absolutely perfect post-covid. The whole process was incredibly straightforward. Checking out was also easy, which is always a bonus, especially after a few days of relaxation and beer. (Let's be honest, the beer was flowing!) I mean, sure there were some little things... like, it took us a while to figure out how to work the fancy coffee machine. And maybe, just maybe, we slightly miscalculated our departure time and were, ahem, a *little* late checking out. But they were very understanding. All in all, it's a really easy process.
Food, Glorious Food! Is there a supermarket nearby? Do I need to pack my entire pantry?
Yes, there's a supermarket nearby, a little drive away, but it's good! You can get everything you need. Now, I'm a foodie. And I love to cook. The local fresh produce was amazing. We managed to get all the ingredients we needed. We also didn't pack the entire pantry, thankfully. I'd say, plan on a reasonable grocery trip. And definitely sample some local cheese. It’s a religious experience. I even bought some to bring home, and it lasted for a whopping 3 days.
I see a BBQ mentioned... how good is this BBQ? And is the patio area chill?
The BBQ? Magnificent! We had a proper burger night. The patio area is great and spacious, with a lovely view. We had such a good time. It could be even better if there were a proper outdoor fire pit, but the BBQ did the trick and it's perfect. The patio area is definitely the place to be in the evenings. Or during the day, if you're just feeling lazy. It was brilliant!
Honestly, would you recommend this place? And would you go back?
Would I recommend it? Absolutely, without a doubt! I'm desperately trying to figure out how to book it again. Yes, it's Dutch 'luxurious,' which, in the grand scheme of things, is *much* better than it sounds. The isolation is blissful. The hiking is fantastic. The beds are dreamy. The overall vibe is one ofEscape to Paradise: Your Private Veli Iž Oasis Awaits!
