Escape to Paradise: Stunning Dalfsen Holiday Home with HUGE Garden!
Escape to Paradise: Dalfsen's Got a Hold of My Heart (and My Toes)! 🏡☀️ (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, people, buckle up. This isn't your sterile, corporate review. This is me – fresh from a stay at the "Escape to Paradise: Stunning Dalfsen Holiday Home with HUGE Garden!" and ready to spill the beans (and maybe a little coffee). First off, the name? Totally accurate. Dalfsen itself is… well, let's call it "picturesque tranquility." And this holiday home? It's like the ultimate chill pill, swallowed whole.
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The Good, the Great, and the "Oh My God, That Garden!"
Let’s start with the obvious: Accessibility. Listen, I’m not wheelchair-bound myself, but I appreciate a place that gets it. This place is definitely wheelchair accessible. Wide doorways, ramps where needed – they thought of it. That’s a huge win, especially for a family with mixed needs. It made a massive difference knowing everyone could enjoy the space. Now, I didn’t check all the nitty gritty details, like the exact turning radius in the bathroom, but from what I saw, it scores a big ol' thumbs up. (And trust me, if I had any complaints, you'd hear 'em!)
Cleanliness and Safety? Whew, they took it VERY seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizer everywhere, rooms sanitized between stays. Honestly, I felt safer than in my own overly-sanitized apartment! They went above and beyond. There was even a hygiene certification posted. Now, I usually roll my eyes at those things, but in this climate, I appreciate the effort. I didn’t get to take advantage of the Room sanitization opt-out available, because who would?
The Garden. Oh. My. God. The Garden! 🌳🌸🌼
Right, now for the actual reason I'm still dreaming about this place: the garden. HUGE. It’s the kind of garden that demands to be wandered in, barefoot, with a book. Seriously. I spent a whole afternoon getting lost in it. There were secret paths, hidden benches, and enough greenery to convert a city dweller like myself to a tree-hugging extremist. I just wanted to soak up every bit of nature. It went so far back. You could literally get lost in it. I had to drag myself back inside for dinner.
This place gets an A+ for Things to do, ways to relax. I mean I felt like a queen of chill! The Pool with view was divine, the Sauna and Spa, I mean come on, I felt like I was in a movie. It has a Gym/fitness room, Poolside bar. The Spa/sauna was perfect for a winter evening. Ah, that cozy spa; I could sit in there forever, it was heaven.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Grumble)
Okay, let's talk food. This is where things get slightly… less perfect. The breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was there. It wasn't Michelin-star-worthy, but it was decent. They had all the usual suspects: Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop. Now, I might be a bit spoiled because I'm used to the big buffets, but it certainly wasn't bad. I wished the A la carte in restaurant options were more varied, and the happy hour wasn't the greatest. The Poolside bar was pretty great though.
One thing? I was a little disappointed by the Restaurants. They only had a few, and while the International cuisine in restaurant was good, there wasn't a huge variety. I am a huge salad in restaurant lover, but the salad in restaurant selection wasn't the best. It could use a bit more variety in the Asian cuisine in restaurant category.
Services, Conveniences, and the Little Annoyances
The Internet, [Internet access – wireless] was fantastic! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet [LAN] available. They even offered Wi-Fi for special events. I was able to work remotely without a hitch.
The room itself? Comfortable. Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning in the room. The Bed was an extra long bed, perfect for my long-legged friend. And the room decorations were actually really nice and not too fussy! Daily housekeeping was efficient and discreet. The bathrobes and slippers felt luxurious. There was an in-room safe box.
Now for the gripes. Small ones, mind you. The mini bar selection could've been better, and the desk chair wasn’t the comfiest for prolonged work sessions. Minor things.
For the Kids and the Family
One of the things i loved most about the place was how family-friendly it was. Babysitting service, of course, but also Kids facilities! They had a HUGE playground!!! Family/child friendly all the way! The Kids meal was fine -- and my kids sure liked it.
The Little Things That Matter (and the Occasional Hiccup)
I loved that there was a bottle of water waiting when we checked in. The concierge was friendly and helpful, although sometimes a bit slow to respond. The Doorman was always super nice. You could use the Car park [free of charge] without issues.
The Negatives (or, the "Things That Could Be Better")
Okay, I gotta keep it real. The room service [24-hour] was a little slow one night, and the food was a little… bland. Nothing catastrophic, mind you, and they were very apologetic. I felt kind of bad.
The Verdict?
Would I go back? Absolutely! Despite the minor flaws, "Escape to Paradise" is a genuinely lovely place. Dalfsen itself is stunning, and this holiday home is the perfect base for exploring the area. The garden alone is worth the price of admission. It’s a place where you can truly unwind, disconnect (well, maybe not entirely, thanks to the Wi-Fi!), and reconnect with nature. It’s not perfect, but it’s honest. And honestly, it's pretty darn close to paradise! Go book it. You won't regret it.
(Final Metadata & Keywords to Catch 'Em All!)
- Dalfsen
- Netherlands
- Holiday Home
- Accommodation
- Wheelchair Accessible
- Family Friendly
- Spa
- Sauna
- Pool
- Garden
- Luxury
- Relaxation
- Countryside
- Pet friendly [I didn’t see any pets, but the listing might allow it!]
- Accessible Holiday
- Dutch Getaway
- Best Holiday Home Dalfsen
- Amazing Garden
- Daily Disinfection
- Clean Rooms
- Sanitized Kitchen
- High Quality Cleaning
- Family Vacation
- Relaxed Stay
- Amazing Holiday Home
- Happy Hour
- Free parking
- Breakfast buffet
- Anti-Viral
- Spa Day
- Meeting Room
- Meeting Venue
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this "itinerary" is less "structured plan" and more "slightly unhinged diary of a Dutch adventure." We are talking Attractive Holiday Home with Large Garden in Dalfsen, Netherlands. Prepare for beauty, chaos, and probably a whole lot of stumbling around in clogs. (I don't own clogs. Yet.)
Day 1: Arrival, Gardens, and a Mild Panic About Cheese
- Morning (ish - 11:00 AM): Finally! Arrive at Schiphol Airport. The efficiency is… unnerving. I mean, where's the usual airport chaos? The lost luggage drama? The sweaty man yelling at a vending machine? Nope. Just smooth sailing. Too smooth. This is where my anxiety flares. Are we really in a foreign country? Is my passport valid? Did I remember to pack enough… cheese? (This is a recurring theme.)
- Midday (ish - 1:00 PM): Pick up the rental car. It's… tiny. Like, I'm pretty sure my suitcase takes up half the space. Driving on the "wrong" side of the road (I'm British, so it's the right side, darn it) is proving a challenge. Roundabouts, I swear, are designed to break me.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Arrive at the Attractive Holiday Home in Dalfsen. Honestly, the pictures don't do it justice. The garden is… massive. And gorgeous. Flowers everywhere. Think "Secret Garden" vibes, but with less brooding and more… bees. I am slightly terrified of bees. But the sheer prettiness is overriding my fear. So far.
- Late Afternoon (4:30 PM): Grocery shopping. Dutch supermarkets are a revelation. So many cheeses. SO MANY. I’m overwhelmed. I spend a solid twenty minutes staring at a wheel of Gouda, feeling like I've entered a cheese-based existential crisis. Buy way too much, including a block of something that smells vaguely of feet. Regret sets in.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Unpack. Realize I forgot to pack a crucial item: a corkscrew. Despair. Drink wine directly from the bottle. Embrace the chaos. Eat cheese (despite the smell). Garden wander, starting to settle in. The bees are buzzing but aren't attacking.
- Night (9:00 PM): Stargazing in the garden, trying to identify constellations. Fail miserably. Realize I should have brought a telescope. Or at least a map. Decide I should call it a night before I trip on a wandering hedgehog.
Day 2: Cycling Calamity (and Windmill Wonders)
- Morning (9:00 AM): The sun is shining, and the birds are singing. A perfect day for cycling! Rent those Dutch bikes. They are HUGE. And apparently, I have forgotten how to ride a bike. Struggle with the gears, wobble all over the place, nearly take out a family of ducks. Mortification levels are high.
- Mid-morning (10:30 AM): Eventually manage to cycle a reasonable distance. Windmills! So picturesque. Take a thousand photos, mostly of the windmills with me looking extremely flustered in the foreground.
- Lunch (12:30 PM): Picnic by a canal. The food? Mostly cheese. The wine? Still from the bottle because that darn corkscrew. Get dive-bombed by a particularly aggressive seagull. Lose half my Gouda. Vow revenge. On the seagull and on the corkscrew-less life.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Visit a local market. More cheese. This time, I bravely sample a few. One is heavenly. One is… not. But the local atmosphere is wonderful. Everyone is so friendly, and my limited Dutch phrases are being met with laughter and kindness.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Back at the house. Sunbathe in the giant garden. Or at least, attempt to. The wind is relentless, and the sun keeps ducking behind clouds. Give up and go inside.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Cook dinner. Burn the potatoes. Blame the wind. Eat the slightly charred potatoes anyway, because I am hungry. Watch a Dutch TV show I don't understand. Feel strangely content. Drink more wine. Consider buying a clog.
- Night (9:30 PM): Realize I still haven’t actually seen Dalfsen. Decide to stroll through the town, after the wind has calmed down, now feeling less tired from cycling. Try to learn one Dutch word, and failing.
Day 3: The Great Cheese Quest, The Canal Cruise, and the Unexplained Garden Gnome Invasion
- Morning (9:00 AM): THE CHEESE QUEST! I am on a mission. To find the perfect cheese. To conquer my fear of overwhelming cheese choices. To buy a whole wheel and eat it in one sitting. (Okay, maybe not the last part. Probably.) Visit every cheese shop in the area. Ask excruciatingly specific questions about aging and flavor profiles. Become a cheese connoisseur, or at least pretend to be one.
- Mid-morning (11:00 AM): Embark on a Canal Cruise. The canals are beautiful, winding through the town and countryside. The boat is charming. Feel serene, until I realise I’d left my cheese bag unattended. The whole day is a roller coaster of emotions, but at least I'm seeing the sights!
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Enjoy the cheese and bread from a previous trip.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Discover hundreds of gnomes in the garden. Decide to add them to the garden, and join in on the gnome's invasion..
- Evening (7:00 PM): The wind is finally down so I am able to have a bbq.
- Night (9:30 PM): Watch a movie.
- Late Night (11:00 PM): Try to find an open cheese shops, but it's futile.
Day 4: Wind-Down and Departure (or, The Acceptance of Cheese)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Gentle start to the day. The aftermath of the gnome festivities is everywhere. Clear up the mess. Make a cup of coffee, and start to feel more relaxed.
- Midday (12:00 AM): Pack. Realize I've accumulated vast quantities of cheese. Wonder how I'm going to get it all home. Contemplate sneaking a very small windmill into my suitcase.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Enjoy a last walk around the garden. Say goodbye to the bees (they're not so scary anymore). Feel a pang of sadness at leaving this little slice of heaven.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Drive back to the airport. Roundabouts still terrify me.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Airport. The chaos is back. Delayed flights. Lost luggage. Sweat and vending machine rage. I find a small cheese-based shop. Buy a souvenir cheese. It’s perfect.
- Night (9:00 PM): Fly home. Dream of windmills, canals, and the overwhelming beauty that is the Netherlands. And cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. And begin planning the return trip. Because, despite the chaos, it's been wonderful.
Escape to Paradise: Dalfsen Holiday Home - Your Burning Questions (and My Ramblings) Answered!
Is the "HUGE Garden" actually... huge? Because marketing, you know...
Okay, buckle up, because this is where my jaw *literally* dropped. The garden? It's not just 'huge,' it's a **freaking wonderland**. My kids, bless their little chaotic hearts, were gone for hours. HOURS! I actually got to finish a whole book (that never happens!). Seriously, picture this: I was picturing a slightly-above-average suburban lawn. Nope. We're talking sprawling fields of green, secret pathways, and enough space to build a small village (which, honestly, my eldest suggested). We even found a hidden little birdhouse swing – swoon! I'm not sure I've seen a garden this big since my grandma's place, and hers was basically a small farm. Prepare to lose your kids… but in the best possible way. Just bring some bug spray. The little blighters are ruthless.
What's the deal with the kitchen? Is it actually usable, or just for show? I like to cook... and eat.
This is where I have to confess… I'm a *terrible* cook. I burn water. But even *I* could manage in this kitchen! It's gorgeous, modern, and they have everything you need. From pans to a decent coffee maker, it was actually a pleasure to be there! The layout's great, too - open plan so you can chat to the other people you are with while chopping onions, if you are brave enough to peel them. (I actually managed to make a passable omelet, which is a personal victory.) Plus, there's a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER! That alone is worth the price of admission, as far as I'm concerned. I should also add that the fridge has a lovely amount of space, which is essential if you, like me, are keen on bringing enough food for an army. Honestly, a perfect kitchen. I was actually inspired to try some cooking.
Is there Wi-Fi? Because, you know, gotta stay connected to reality (and, let's be honest, Netflix).
Yes, there's Wi-Fi. And it's actually decent! I managed to stream a movie without any buffering, which is a modern miracle. However, I *strongly* recommend you try and disconnect a little. I mean, you're there to escape, right? I was half-tempted just to go cold turkey from the internet and emails, and just spend the whole time outside, walking in the sun, reading my book. But the pull of endless cat videos proved too strong. I have no regrets. My laptop wasn't perfect. I'd take my laptop, the wifi, the peace of mind... and the cat videos any day though.
How's the location? Anything interesting to do nearby beyond just... existing?
Dalfsen itself is lovely! It's got a real "charming Dutch town" vibe. We went to a local market one day - the cheese was amazing. There are also a couple of lovely cafes. Beyond Dalfsen, you're well-positioned to explore the wider area. We did a bike ride along the Vecht River – it was breathtaking. (Okay, my butt hurt a little afterwards, but it was worth it.) There are also some castles and other cute little towns. Honestly, you're spoiled for choice. I'd suggest doing your research beforehand, though. I didn't, which meant we stumbled around for the first day or so, which was a little... aimless. Always plan, friends! Or don't, what do I know?
Is it pet-friendly? Because my furry companion is part of the family!
This is a big one, right? I'll be honest, I don't have a pet, but I saw a few reviews on their website saying pets are welcome, and judging by the size of the garden, I can imagine one of the smaller ones being super-happy there. I'd check the specifics with the owner, just to be safe: things like if there is an extra fee, and what the rules on walking your dog are. That garden is perfect for a dog, though. They'd be able to have the best time ever!
What about the interior? Is it comfortable? Is it stylish? Is it *actually* clean?
Alright, let's talk aesthetics. The interior is *gorgeous*. Modern, but with a cozy, welcoming feel. The sofa was ridiculously comfortable - perfect for sinking into after a long day of... well, existing. The beds are equally comfortable, but the bathrooms, my god, the bathrooms! Immaculate and with proper pressure on the lovely showers. And yes, it was spotless. I have a ridiculously keen eye for cleanliness (I blame my mother!). Everything smelled fresh, and it felt like we were the first people to ever stay there, or, at least, the first people to be clean! It's been so long since I've been somewhere that isn't covered in bits of my kid's Play-Doh, that I nearly shed a tear.
Any downsides? (Because nothing's *perfect* … right?)
Okay, honesty time. I'm not one to sugarcoat. Here's the *one* teeny, tiny, minor, almost-not-worth-mentioning thing: the driveway is a *touch* narrow. I have a large car (don't judge), and I *may* have scraped the side on one particularly enthusiastic parking attempt. (Please don't tell anyone.) Other than that, honestly, I cannot fault it. Seriously, it was wonderful. I was genuinely sad to leave. I'm already planning my return, and this time, I'm bringing a bigger bag for all the delicious cheese I plan on consuming.
Anything else I should know? Any hidden gems?
Okay, a couple of tips: Firstly, pack some comfy shoes for the garden walks! Also, the owners left a little welcome basket with some local treats. That was a lovely touch. And finally, **don't forget the insect repellent!** I've already mentioned that, right? Seriously, you'll be eaten alive. But beyond that... just go and enjoy it. It's a slice of heaven. And if you see a crazy woman wandering around the garden, lost in thought and occasionally talking to her kids, it's probably me.
